So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
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