She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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