It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
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This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
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Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Terrible idea I love it
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
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