im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
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That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
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Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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