worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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