Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
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I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
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I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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