i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
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