Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
I didn't notice because vodka
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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