i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
I got inside last night via doggy door
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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