quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
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Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
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I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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