I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
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