i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
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You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
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Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
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