Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
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hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
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The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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