My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
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