they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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