I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
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He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
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I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I would fuck him just for his dog
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
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