shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
My vagina is very pro this idea
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
