Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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