You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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