Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
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