From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
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It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
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I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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