those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
Randomize
