this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
He shit in the fireplace
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
Randomize
