mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
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