im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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