He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
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she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
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I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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