the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
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