Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
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