That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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