ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
is that a dick in a sweater?
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
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