I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
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just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
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I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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