Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
Randomize
