We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
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oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
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she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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