that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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