it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
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Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
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I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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