Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
My mom just told me that the key to a successful marriage is never seeing your partner take a shit.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
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All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
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I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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