Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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