Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
Walk of Shame today included voting.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
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