youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
where are my eyebrows?
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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