I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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