I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
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That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
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I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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