he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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