I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
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I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Edward fifth and chaser hands
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
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She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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