I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
And then my night got REAL pukey
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
Randomize
