I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
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