There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
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You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
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I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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