I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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