physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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