we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
i think we sleep fucked last night...
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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