Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
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I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
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YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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