There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
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That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
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Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize