Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Randomize
