wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
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you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
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You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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