At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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