How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
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I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
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You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
I had to cum in my sink.
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