so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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