Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
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Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
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SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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