Pants 0. Shit 1.
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
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